Stiles being a complete and total little SHIT to FBI guy, and the whole time you think it’s just because he’s keeping the whole werewolf thing a secret and freaking out about his dad, and it’s not like him being a little shit isn’t totally understandable/kind of expected at this point, let’s be real.
EXCEPT NO. HE’S BEING A LITTLE SHIT BECAUSE FBI GUY IS SCOTT’S DAD, AND THIS IS STILES GOING TO BAT FOR SCOTT. FBI guy is FOREVER on Stiles’ shit list because probably he is a dick, and he deserves it, and in addition to the other eight billion fics I want after having seen this episode, I REALLY REALLY REALLY want the flashback fic about the McCalls and Stiles and how Stiles has ALWAYS been edgy after his mom’s death, and man, he does not hold back when it comes to sticking up for Scott, even if he’s going toe-to-toe with Scott’s dad to do it.
(I think Scott probably tried desperately to play peacemaker between his parents, because you will never convince me that bb!Scott McCall was anything other than a WONDERFUL SWEETHEART, and Stiles probably needed that niceness after his mom died, he needed SCOTT, but Scott needs Stiles to be a dick, because Scott doesn’t have that in him.)
is the guest lecturer’s advice really “look at all of your problems from every angle”
are you professor layton
“if i have 12 matchsticks WHICH WEBSITE IS THE MOST BLUE”
this is our punishment for skipping