Freudian slips in my paper

that-lunatic-slytherin:

“For shit reason” instead of “for this reason”

CAN ANYONE TELL HOW MUCH I DON’T WANT TO WRITE THIS YET?

AAHEGHUKJEHVBWRJSHWBFJHNHTMSBGDCV

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

Posted 1 year ago, on April 12, with 3 notes filed under: #LOLOLOLOL

My Shiny Teeth and Me / Chip Skylark

Posted 1 year ago, on April 6, with 69,037 notes filed under: #LOLOLOLOL #NO STOP PLZ #dying

Posted 1 year ago, on April 5, with 1,947 notes filed under: #tony stark #Iron Man #LOLOLOLOL #dying

touchtherose:

thespacecoyote:

wannabe-badwolf:

ohh-jaah:

misswtfudge:

paynomindwastenotime:

mothersquirrel:

Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

Genuinely laughing so hard I had to take a break after number 6 so I could compose myself and stop myself laughing because I was going to wet myself.

oh god 4, 6 and 12

the best

6

I literally screeched laughing at 10.

9 and 12 ffff

Oh my GOD, 9.

Posted 1 year ago, on April 4, with 117,747 notes filed under: #LOLOLOLOL #WHAT IS AIR

Posted 1 year ago, on March 22, with 2,600 notes filed under: #LOLOLOLOL #omfg #EXO

plays

Posted 1 year ago, on March 18, with 156,215 notes filed under: #WTF #LOLOLOLOL #omfg

sageofmagic:

… Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower’s water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door and flung it open, revealing shirtless Torolf (which was seriously his name) quivering with desire in the hallway.Torolf was ashamed at being caught, but his shame made him even hotter – hotter for sex. He stepped into the room, and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Hilda’s rich chest.As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.“Hilda,” Torolf murmured thickly, his throbbing meat wand pressing against Hilda’s warm thighs. “There is a secret I need to not tell you: You are my forbidden desire.”Hilda had been waiting to hear these words. Her heart was lifted on golden wings and soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy. She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too.“Torolf,” Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. “I need you.”Torolf, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently.Hilda looked at him expectantly.“Oh, sorry,” she added. “Torolf, I need you – sexually.”At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Torolf’s undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge.Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson’s. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms!The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room.Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop.She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. “Torolf,” she said softly, “there’s something I have to tell you…”But her bed was empty.Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs.

I…oh god just…what did I just read?! WHAT IS AIR!?

Posted 1 year ago, on March 13, with 29,132 notes filed under: #LOLOLOLOL #LMFAO #dying #WHAT IS AIR

plays

Posted 1 year ago, on February 12, with 63 notes filed under: #sebastian #ciel phantomhive #kuroshitsuji #black butler #LOLOLOLOL

timehero:

arcademode:

kitty-tier:

canadianidiot:

br0seid0n-queen-of-the-br0cean:

YOU ADD THE RED
YOU ADD THE RED
YOU ADD THE RED
O_O Oh dear god.
I’m sorry, I can’t not reblog this. It’s fucking hilarious.
Americans, omg, LMAO

AMERICA.
WHERE YOU ADD YOUR OWN RED.

Americans.

I thought these were band-aids for a second….
/forever America

FINALLY, a product just for my enemies when I stab them 37 times in the chest.

Posted 1 year ago, on January 20, with 75,237 notes filed under: #LOLOLOLOL #oh america

Posted 1 year ago, on January 18, with 126,017 notes filed under: #LOLOLOLOL #my hero